Total Medals Earned: 171 (From 41 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,860 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/390 points)
Kill an enemy with a headshot.
Complete the training.
Kill three birds.
Respawn three times.
Kill seven enemies.
Jump from a 50 meter height building without dying.
Kill ten enemies.
Rescue three hostages.
Complete the mission twice.
Complete the mission.
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Get a game over.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Fire your finger guns for the first time!
Use the 'Heroin' Item for the first time!
lose a run by being really bad at video games!
Beat the Shoot Trip Die Demo
Medals Earned: 5/9 (25/135 points)
Level 1 completed
Level 2 completed
Level 3 completed
Level 4 completed
Level 5 completed
Level 10 completed
Level 15 completed
Level 20 completed
Final level completed
Medals Earned: 3/5 (35/145 points)
Thoroughly read the instructions like you should.
Brush up on your knowledge of Newgrounds before playing the game!
YOU WENT THERE
Complete your quest for club!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/40 (15/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN?
COMPLETE THE STORY
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/205 points)
You destroyed his abs
You Knocked him out
You won the fight!
You won the game rather quickly
His ribs are showing bro!
At least his face looks better now
Not a scratch on your face
Medals Earned: 12/20 (160/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Get punched by a banana
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)